Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Willy Wonka vs Michael Jackson


I thought about this before going to sleep. I realized that Willy and Michael are strangely similar, making me think "Charlie and The Chocolate Factory" was based on Michael's story.


Only instead of the theme park, it's a chocolate waterfall. 
Instead of the monkeys, Willy's got the oompa Loompas.
Instead of roller coasters, the kids could enjoy the boat ride along the chocolate river.
They're both terrifyingly pale.
They both wear funky outfits that people don't wear in real life.
They both sound like women. 
They both kinda look like women.
They both hate their fathers. Michael (his nose) and Willy (his teeth)
Michael's dad took away his childhood, Willy's dad took away candies in his childhood.
Willy travels in elevators, Michael's got his own jet n helicopters.
Michael makes music and Willy makes chocolates.
Michael is the pop king.
Willy is the chocolate king.

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