How To Get Away With Murder?

Murder is a sin, but everyone commits sins. Jail is meant for rapists and killers who don't feel about the crime they committed. Jail is also meant for murderers who are stupid enough to get caught, just because. I've been watching too much csi. Usually, it makes me wanna be a cop, but I wanna start looking at things from a different point of view. In order for you to have a perfect murder plan, you better follow these points:

1. Try a random victim. Don't kill the ones you hate.
2. Use gloves the whole time. And, for girls, tie your hair. Go bald if you must.
3. Don't keep your weapon. Clean it. Destroy it. Throw it. Better, throw it in another country. Or into the ocean.
4. Don't brag about getting away with murder. You can't trust anyone, coz you may accidentally blurt it out to a pussy who will be going to the cops.
5. Don't use your own vehicle to throw away the body. Borrow a stranger's car. Or steal one if you feel comfortable driving it.
6. Don't wrap the corpses in a blanket or anything that can be traced back to you. Like in the movies, use trash bag
7. Choose a far far away burial site. Preferably, haunted spots. Ocean and rivers are good too, but make sure you tie the body to a rock.
8. Don't leave clues behind, or some kinda puzzle. Technology will trace it back to you.