Friday, July 31, 2009

Run This Town =)

Things not to wear:

A. For Men
1. Skinny Jeans. Not any skinny jeans. Skinny jeans that stick to their legs. Why? Coz they look like faggots when they wear them and they're hurting their masculine devices. Also, skinny jeans on men make them look emo and, again, like fags. The sad thing is, these fagfaces try to act so damn manly by smoking and sitting like gangstas in public. Pathetic.
2. Tight Shirts/T-Shirts
Men like it when women wear shirts that show their nipples. Women, on the other hand, find it amusing when men show off their nipples.
3. Short Shorts.
I once talked to this one guy named "R". This guy has worn both the nipply shirt and the short shorts. I still don't know why he's so confident in those wears. He walks around in those gay ass shorts and he was hitting on me, drunk, in this white nipply shirt. It was revolting. I wasn't flattered about his hitting on me coz he did that to all the girls on campus. Okay, not all. 50 %. i ain't kidding.

B.For Women
1. Lingerie for outing clothes. Makes you look like a whore. Period.
2. Big shirts with baggy jeans. You're born a woman, so dress like a woman. Unless your face is pretty enough to pull it off. No offense =)
3. Whore boots.

Damn it I'm out of fresh ideas.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Mice, Ducks and Dogs

I keep on posting on my blog =) One of these days I'm gonna run out of ideas and start writing more profanities than you know. *sigh*

I got a room in Edu Square. The big superior A room. You probably think that I'm happy about this. HELL no. I hate the fact that I won't be able to chill with my friends till late night coz I have to "Go home". Damn you serena.

Big superior A room my arse.

Got dem happy news =D

And, as usual, the title ain't got nothing to do with the content...

"When you're choosing who to be with, choose the right one. It's like choosing which shoes you wanna buy. Do you like the way they look? are you comfortable in them? Are they gonna last for long? What material are they made of? Are you looking for heels or sneakers? =)"

"Oh, and those useless boyfriends? They're like awesome kicks which strings always seem to open. They're useless and they'll trip you one day. If you choose to stay with it even after being tripped, then it's your mistake for not getting a new pair asap."

Of course I can't compare my baby to a pair of shoes. He'll be like "Wtf?" hehe.

Still, the quotes make sense right? =)

How Do You Sleep At Night?

I'm jacking my aunt's internet next door, thus I must blog on "TextEdit" and when the internet isn't moody anymore, I copy paste. It's pathetic, but whatever it takes to get things done =) I miss my baby still and msn is giving up on us =( Why do bad things happen to good people?

Eish, I've been doing nothing productive in Indonesia. I've gone around saying, "Ho Ho Ho, I am Santa!" In Santa's voice. I've even said it in Indian accent (It may seem lame now, but try it). I've been watching lots of tv shows. I've bought pirated dvd's and some clothes. I've visited families. Our job here is done, LET'S BOUNCE!

Oh, and speaking of Indonesia. Hopefully someone influential out there reads this.

1. The tv show "Termehek mehek" is the definition of shit. It's full of shit and the people in it are shit. It's embarrassing normal people like myself. I swear, if any tourists see this crap, they're gonna pack their bags and swim back to wherever the hell they come from. Naw, I'm just kidding. They'll actually leave their bags behind, that's how badly they gonna wanna leave.

2. The tv shows in general. Some are funny =) like Extravaganza, and Opera Java something... Here's something that Indonesia needs to get rid of; SINETRON. It's useless. It's too dramatic. The roles are played by unprofessional actresses who can't act for shizzle. The plots are boring and predictable. It's obvious they're all made on low low budget. Notice how I mentioned "low" twice. I was being nice. The make up artist sucks. The titles are such turnoffs.

3. The Manohara. The only good thing she brings to this country is her style. NO, not because her style is good. It's horrible actually. It's the fact that our people follow whatever the hell celebrities wear, so dem poor people selling clothes would just come up with "manohara's clothes" and them fools would buy them. Thinking they gonna look better with the picture of manohara on their shirts. *sigh* What has the world come to?


4. The traffic jam. THE traffic jam. Need I say more?

5. The motorbikes. They're tacky and the people riding them are stupid. Dumbasses try to challenge dem cars. They're fully exposed to death and they're trying to challenge it. What the hell. Too many motorbikes. TOO MANY. I have pictures somewhere, Imma post them.


Anyway, that's all for now. I wish I can talk to our president, but I, myself, know that he already knows (And I don't think I'll be allowed anywhere near the president =P ). EVERYBODY knows. The thing about our people, we don't have the guts to speak up. Once we do, we demonstrate against it, causing chaos and, well, more traffic jam.


I still have to love my country no matter what. Maybe in billions of years, it'll be developed.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Quote

"You can get whatever the hell you want, as long as you try you best to get it"

Whatever the hell you want =) Whether it's a pair of shoes, or a relationship =)

We all know it's about compromising. Compromising in order to make everything goes smoothly.


I'm going back to Saudi on the 16th of August. This summer holiday is too damn long. Next year if I don't get my hands on an internship, Im'ma take a course, any freaking course. I'll even take up cooking for what it's worth.

Too long. 4 freaking months.