Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Tari Pendet: A Misunderstanding

Outrage Over 'Stolen' Pendet Dance Ends Up As a Misstep

It was a burning issue of national pride that stirred up the righteous anger of a nation slighted.

Well, not quite. A firestorm of Internet outrage over the supposed theft of the Balinese pendet dance for a Malaysian tourism ad turned out to be just hot air on Monday, when the Discovery TV network owned up and said that the dancers had appeared in one of its own TV promotions, and it was all a mistake anyway.

But not before Indonesia’s government, unaware of Discovery’s action, had already made an official protest to Malaysia.

The story started late last week, as rumors about the ad and reactions shot to the top of the social microblogging Web site Twitter’s hot topics list.

“Pendet is ours! Noordin M. Top is yours!” said one popular Twitter message, referring to the Malaysia-born terrorist suspect wanted in connection with the July 17 bombings in Jakarta.

Over the weekend, news stories had reported, erroneously, that the image of a traditional Balinese pendet dancer was used in an official Malaysia Tourism ad.

They were a touchpaper to reignite smouldering and long-standing antagonism between the two countries over the heritage of traditional songs and dances, and further stoked the furor on Twitter and Facebook.

The problem was, it was all wrong — and perhaps a lesson in the myth-making power of the Internet — as an apology statement by Discovery made clear: “Discovery Networks Asia-Pacific regrets that the image of a Balinese dancer, sourced from an independent third party, was used in the promotion of the series ‘Enigmatic Malaysia.’ The promotional clip has been removed from all feeds.

“The Balinese dancer was not featured in any way in the program. Discovery has the deepest respect for the traditions, cultures and practices of all races and nations, and it is not our intention to cause any misunderstanding or distress to any party.”

Widyarka Ryananta, a senior diplomat at the Indonesian Embassy in Kuala Lumpur, confirmed that the Malaysian government had never made an ad featuring pendet. “It was all a misunderstanding. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing,” he told the Jakarta Globe.

By the time Discovery’s apology had been issued, Minister of Culture and Tourism Jero Wacik had already sent a letter to his Malaysian counterpart, demanding the ad campaign be removed. “It happened two years ago with Reog Ponorogo. We don’t want it to happen again to us,” he said.

He said a bilateral pact signed in 2007 stated that if both countries wanted to publicize a culture in a “grey area,” they had to consult with each other first. But pendet was a different story: “People around the world would recognize in a glance that pendet is a Balinese dance. There’s nothing grey about it.”

After the error had been explained, Jero called on Indonesians to quickly register all forms of Indonesian cultural heritage to prevent such misunderstandings from reoccurring.

“We have so much cultural heritage,” he said. “We may accidentally neglect some of them.”

Source: http://thejakartaglobe.com/home/malaysia-not-trying-to-steal-pendet-says-indonesian-embassy/325729
(I got lazy)


So seriously, get a life. Indonesians who are out there mocking Malaysia and shit. Eish, you're just being low. They're saying they'll sacrifice themselves and die in a war agaisnt Malaysia. memang Indonesia butuh dibantu promosi negara sendiri kan? I swear it's really sad to see our people embarrassing themselves by getting all worked up and calling Malaysia all sorts of names, before even thinking twice about it. Man, they're all saying they wanna go on a war against Malaysia. With this attitude, no way in hell will Indonesia win. They gonna be busy arguing about some useless shit.

Let's focus all those hating energy on actually doing something good for the country. Like the hell with the motorbikes, stop using the bus way if you ain't driving a bus and stop throwing things in to the ditches. There? Those are something that can help our country feels more homie.



Saturday, August 22, 2009

Your House Isn't Haunted

Many people try everything in their power to convince others that their houses are the centers of paranormal activities. Those words coming outta their mouths are utter bullshit. People who have seen ghosts (without trying to) don't really feel the need to tell random strangers. It's okay, I have a couple of people in my big family who, unfortunately, can see and hear things. Muhahaha to you guys.

Anyway, this is how you survive in a haunted house:
1. Don't shower alone. Bring a friend into the tub, make sure it's loco with amigos.
2. But if you have no choice, use a shower cap, ghosts tend to pull your hair and stuff.
3. When you hear knocking on the door at the most unexpected hours (like 6 am), ignore it.
4. When you hear voices from inside an empty room, go inside and join in.
5. When the door opens for you or closes behind you all by itself, say thank you.
6. When you hear the sound of any of your furniture being moved, tell them to keep it down. If it doesn't work, then call 911, they could be thieves.
7. Don't chill in the kitchen during peak hours, chucky may come visit.
8. Oh, and speaking of chucky, don't even look at ugly dolls.
9. When lights flicker, tell them to make up their minds. On? Or off?
10. When some of your items are missing, well that's just annoying. Bust them out. Don't fear like little gay soldiers.
11. When you see shadow people, either look away or say hi.
12. Don't have pets, they have that sixth sense that will make you more aware of the fact that you're not alone.
13. If you feel like you're being watched, then watch something to distract you. Lol, pull a restraining order on the ghost's ass.
14. Hear a woman's cry? Tell her to stop being such a baby.
15. If you feel like someone's sitting on your bed, then you're gonna get lucky.
16. Strange smells? Could be you.
17. If you see floating objects (Omg, Hermione?), don't forget to compliment the ghost on such skills.
18. Don't check under the bed or in the closet, that's just tacky.

Nachos =(

Top 5 Hates (of this week):
1. Jonas Brothers
2. Zac Efron
3. Sinetron
4. Decaffeinated Coffee. It's like low-sugar Red Bull or Extra Light Marlboro
5. Excess Compliments.

Friday, August 21, 2009

A Little Something

Someone told me this. Ya'll probably already know.

"Don't even say "We're still young, we can do whatever we want". The right thing to do is to preach and do as much good deeds as you possibly can while you're still young. Coz noone in this world can live forever, we can, however, be remembered forever"

Oh, and one more

"I'd rather be caught doing a bad thing instead of a good thing, because that way, InshaAllah that could be Allah SWT's reminding me to go back to His path. I'm afraid, if I got caught doing a good thing, that arrogance would spring its way out and my good deed would be pointless. Afterall, we're all just humans"

Anyway, we just finished Sahur. Normally people are sleepy at 4 am. My sisters, on the other hand, were as happy as .. well I dunno. Just a little too energetic I must say.

xx

Fast, Can Lah

I went swimming today. Let's just say, if I were to be chased by criminals (God knows why) and the only place to hide was the pool, then I'd get killed in a second.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Top 3 Worst Shades

1. Willy Wonka's

One reason why he hides in his chocolate facto
ry. Johnny Depp is so pretty though, they shouldn't have made him hide such fayce.



2. Soulja Boy
He has ruined hip hop for everyone, black or not. We all have danced the superman dance, most of us were probably drunk. We all have seen the shades and they're the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen.

3. Beyonce's Diva Stunna
I think it's because horizontal stripes are already taken. 


I need a life...