Reflection

"A woman's heart should be so lost in God that her man needs to seek him in order to find her"

Rolling In The Deep or Just Rolling?

I have nothing to write. No idea whatsoever.

Slut

Like a bowling ball: fingered, thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more

Mummy Told Me

If you had a good intention, never tell anyone it. Because only Allah S.W.T can read your good intention. It's only between Him and you. If you say out loud, if you tell another person, then Angels and Devils are going to be able to know your good intentions. Devils will be trying to ruin or stop you from making good things happen.

Waiting For Another Gossip Girl Season

I want this :(

London Riots

My first thought was, "WHY is this happening when I'm not there?" I mean I'm glad I'm not there, but think of all the money I could have saved on groceries. *sigh* Just please don't burn down primark :(

Nah, on a more serious note, I hope everyone is safe. And no, the whole "If you can't beat them, join them" is not an option. God bless you all. (The residents, not the dumb rioters)

A friend told me this (and he's not a racist, he lives around where the riot is), "Ironically, in exactly a year from now, black people will be running for Gold and Silver and it will all start with a single shot of a pistol"




Pictures by E.A

Chocolate Covered Almond

If you were to die now.

Would you be ready?

Have you done your prayers today? All 5 of them?
Have you opened the Qur'an lately? And spent 5 minutes to read a few verses.
Have you smiled to a complete stranger?
Have you given a few pounds? A few dollars to the less fortunate?
When you heard Adzan, did you turn off your TV and radio?
With all the money your parents invested in your education, do you think you used it wisely?
have you forgiven everyone who has done you wrong?
have you apologized to everyone whom you did wrong?
Are you sure you have been forgiven?

When was the last time you thought of touching alcohol?
When was the last time you touched alcohol?
When was the last time you lied to your parents?
About the smallest things, like whether you had taken a shower.
To the big things like if you had prayed today. Or if you smoked at all.

You're going out today. What are you planning on wearing?
Is your bare chest exposed?
Are your bare legs exposed?
Is your bottom covered?
If the top too tight? Are the jeans too tight?
When you pass by a woman in Hijab, do you feel right?

When you look in the mirror, do you say Subhanallah?
Do you say Alhamdullillah?
When was the last time you thanked God for the limbs, working and healthy organs He had given you?
Why do you ruin it by ingesting harmful things?
when was the last time you thanked God for the eyes you see with, the nose you breathe through and the lips you talk with?
When was the last time you thanked God for the house you live in, the bed you sleep in and the family and friends you have?
When was the last time you complained you don't have the latest phone, latest laptop and latest bags and shoes?

When you eat, do you say Bismillahirrahmanirrahim?
When you finish, do you say Alhamdullillah?

When was the last time you pray Tahajjud?

When you walked outside, did you look down when a beautiful girl walked by?
When your friends told you to do something bad, did you do it?
Did you ask them to not do it?

Well, personally, I'm not ready.
Are you?

Day 8

Who knew..

Time flew so fast. The first week of Ramadan is now in the past. I know I'm supposed to not curse, but I just have to. Or shall I write without profanities?

First of all, you can't complain about guys treating you like nothing if you don't respect yourself enough that you're willing to be nothing just for a penis. :)

Second of all, I think I'm gonna have pizza for iftar. And ice cream sandwich.

Argh(ungry)

Everyday Scene

Mos Def - Priority

Peace before everything
God before anything
Love before anything
Real before everything

Home before anyplace
Shoot before anything
Style and state radiate
Love power slay the hate

Just Another Game

Mickey Mouse Bed

I remember how happy I was when I first got my mickey mouse double bed. I was 11.

Today's generation would shrug it off and go back to their blackberry and iPads.

Jailbaits.

Also, this cover is amazing.

Harry Potter And.. His 7 Years Worth of Education

The devil with you Harry Potter movies for wasting my time. I'm supposed to be doing something productive, like cleaning this room or writing a proper cover letter.

Lord, why. Why am I watching the fourth movie? I think after the last movie, I've just started to miss the older movies. What to do? It's like.. when you take your uni years for granted until the day you graduate. You just wanna look back and do it over again.

Also, just a passing thought.. I know I was in Paris for only 4 days, but I loved it there. I wanna go there again. Everything was just.. nice. Some places smell like piss, yes. Also, I thi..nk I may be able to learn the language. hmm. And I loathe learning new languages.


I'm still watching Harry Potter. *Sigh*

Now Listen Up, Feminists

Shut the fuck up for a minute and listen

You telling yourself that you’re fucking independent

That you don’t need a man to rock your world

that you don’t need a dick, haha you ain’t a fucking robot

You didn’t get what you want, so you trynna act strong

trying to sentence all the men around you that they’re all fucking wrong

That arrogance ain’t getting you laid

Unless you wanna end up with 10 cats on your bed

Daddy issues or not, keep your opinions to yourself

Played or not, girl you need to get yourself some help

You run your mouth you’re goo riding solo

then you see your friends as couples and you feeling so low

then you complain that these men make your life hell

then you brag that your momma have taught you well

you ain’t getting nowhere if you don’t put down your wall

stop being a grandmotha and pick up that call

go on a date or two, give dem guys some chance to get to know you

it’s on your terms, just don’t put out after date two

then there’s the case of the sleazy bitch

she’s feeling lonely so she sleeps around and gets ditched

then she tells her friends that guy is an asshole

because when you woke up, he was already out the door

then there’s a case of a perfect couple

holding hands and shit, looks like they’re settled

but no no no, they got more problems that we know

they good at playing house, they argue everyday though

we just don’t know that coz popularity is their power

so he shows the whole world that he’s in love with her

then there’s the delusional girlfriend

who has a crush on every single breathing man

nah, even the ones taken, she fantasizes about him

she bugs him, she flirts with him, offers her pussy, trying hard to fuck him

yes these people exist..

Since When..?

Habit, I have it

Hope, I lost it

Confidence, I gained it

Love, don’t believe it

Self respect gets you nowhere

Spontaneity takes you there

Plans always go wrong

Don’t put yourself out there, recovery can take long

Stop asking questions, stop seeking for answers

Don’t rely on anybody, always put yourself first

People ain’t gonna hold your hand

Keep them in your pocket and tell them where you stand

Don’t stress over lost love

It’s lost, it’s gone, it’s not there anymore

Don’t cry over broke hearts

Coz that means you’re crying alone and that’s just sad

Like laughing at a lame joke

Like choosing between pepsi or coke

Like a cigarette without lighters

That’s how pointless relationships are

Don’t expect others to make you feel better

Coz in the end, your feelings don’t matter

Everyone gotta deal with their own problems

Keep it down, take it out, coz honestly, noone bothers

Cover Letter for Fresh Graduates

Dear Sir/Madam,

I was going through various search engines, in desperation, looking for a Job that does not require experience. Unfortunately, I did not find any. instead, I found a vacancy in your company that seemed promising in terms of salary, hopes and dreams. Well, as you know, I am writing this in the hope that you are now tired of going through hundreds of CV’s and thinking about “hiring the next person whose name is on the next cover letter you’re going to read”. I am also hoping that the previous sentence is not going to fail me and is making you laugh right now leading you to think that I’m perfect for the job because of my sense of humor.

I have recently graduated for a university that is recognized by society, but not enough to impress them the way Harvard and Oxford do. Yes, that means I, for a fact, did not go to Harvard and Oxford. However, I am confident to say that I am willing to learn how to do the Job and that I am going to bend over backwards, forward, and spend a few extra hours at work. Not many people are willing to do that. Also, I did not mean what I wrote in any sexual manners. Unless that is what you are looking for*. I am capable of learning new languages and cultures, whether they’re Caucasian, Asian or African-Americans. Sometimes I perform magic tricks now and then during work, but that is because psychologically, employees perform most efficiently when they are happy and that is going to be my goal. I am willing to dedicate my life and my time for the good of the company by motivating others to work at their best.

I am not going to go any further as I am sure you are a very busy man or lady. My transcripts are attached and I am available for interviews anytime. Except on Tuesdays, I have to attend a very important meeting. With my college buddies. You can contact me on 102993021.

Thank you

Best Regards

Joyce

What Did You Just Call Me?

Jealousy is a fucked up thing.

It brings you down, it brings you back, it stops you from realizing what you’ve had.

I’m not going to say, “you’re alive today, be grateful for it.” Coz let’s face it, Everybody wants so much more. Everyone is greedy to a level that they all forget that they’re lucky to be able to live tomorrow. Everyone forgets that we all make mistakes. That we all have weaknesses.

Jealousy is a messed up thing

I have it, you have it, your mom has it, your friend has it, your lover has it,

and it makes you do and say the most humiliating things to others. It hurts at first, yes, but the strong ones move on because you know that this is how life is and haters say what they say because they don’t have what you have.

Jealousy is a fucked up thing

Because once you have it, you’ll never move forward. You’ll never make a wise decision. You’ll lose what you have slowly to a point that you start hating others, blaming others, wishing for their downfalls.

And surprisingly, there’s more of this in the so called ‘relatives’. I guess ‘blood is thicker than water’ is just a scientific fact, not a saying. You can always choose your friends, those who stay with you no matter what, tell you that you’re wrong and be with you while you correct your mistakes. Friends will be happy for you no matter what. They’ll stay with you whether you’re rich, poor, fat or ugly. Friends will help you to the top, but not to be below you, but to be with you up there, showing each other support all the way up. Families*, on the other hand, won’t.

*And by families, I meant those who are not your mother, father and siblings.

The Bold and Beautiful

Everyone can f ind something wrong in the other person’s appearance. She’s gorgeous, BUT there’s something wrong with her nose. She’s pretty, but she looks like a man without her sunglasses on. She’s cute, but she looks like a descendant of a troll. She’s beautiful, but she’s too short. She’s alright, but what is wrong with her teeth. She’s not my type, because she’s black, white, brown or yellow. She’s adorable, but her eyes are too small. She’s bangable, but her lips are too thick.

Notice how I didn’t say anything about a he. That’s because we, as women, have so much insecurities that we have not dealt with. Everyone has weaknesses, everyone has that one thing that they hide. Small bust, small ass. Short legs, chinky eyes. Big fingers, big noses. Big ears, flat noses. Big nostrils, fat cheeks. Big thighs, no waist. Thin hair, hairy legs. Hairy arms, unibrow. The list goes on and they’re still unresolved.

There are so many things you can do to help you. Proper diets - lose weight. Make up - bigger eyes. No waist - wear a corset. Thin hair - blow dry. Uni-brow - thread that. Hairy legs - wax this. Fucked up teeth - braces. Short legs - longer tops. Why let the insecurities bring you down? Why let people bring you down? Well, let’s face it, it’s a cruel world. Nobody gives a shit really. So start from yourself, to avoid being on the other side of this cruel world.

And no, not by plastic surgery. Now that shit is extreme, unless you've broken or burnt any part of your body..

First, just be grateful with what you have :) God gave you your looks for a reason. Just start embracing your strength. Your physical strength. Your mental strength. Feel beautiful no matter what, but don’t be ignorant. Don’t parade your weaknesses. Like I said, it’s still a cruel world. You may be strong enough to feel like the most beautiful woman in the world, but the world may still disagree and you can’t help it.

Helloooo Blogspot

It has been awhile. Got distracted by Tumblr for awhile. But I still love you both :)