Terrorists and Their Aliases

I found this on CNN. Yes, one of my random visits to important websites.

"Also, a man identified as Suryana, who uses the aliases Yayan and Gepeng, was arrested in north Jakarta on suspicion of terrorism charges, said Nanan Soekarna, police inspector general."

This has convinced me that name really does matter. A person with a shitty name will either change it, get depressed or become a terrorist just to prove that a person with a name that crap can be dangerous.

By the way, I love my name. I don't think they've caught a terrorist named sarah or uwie. Have they? Well, let me know if they have.

Let me google some more funny names. Names you may or may not give your babies.

1. El-Hoorie

2. Maruto

coming up =( They don't seem too funny anymore

No More Covers For My Baby Mac

My macbook is naked. They only got covers for macbook pro's.

I'm a little disappointed. I'm dealing with this grief my way.

Today, I bought an overpriced cup of tea. I drank that freaking cup clean coz I didn't wanna feel hustled.

How To Get Away With Murder?

Murder is a sin, but everyone commits sins. Jail is meant for rapists and killers who don't feel about the crime they committed. Jail is also meant for murderers who are stupid enough to get caught, just because. I've been watching too much csi. Usually, it makes me wanna be a cop, but I wanna start looking at things from a different point of view. In order for you to have a perfect murder plan, you better follow these points:

1. Try a random victim. Don't kill the ones you hate.
2. Use gloves the whole time. And, for girls, tie your hair. Go bald if you must.
3. Don't keep your weapon. Clean it. Destroy it. Throw it. Better, throw it in another country. Or into the ocean.
4. Don't brag about getting away with murder. You can't trust anyone, coz you may accidentally blurt it out to a pussy who will be going to the cops.
5. Don't use your own vehicle to throw away the body. Borrow a stranger's car. Or steal one if you feel comfortable driving it.
6. Don't wrap the corpses in a blanket or anything that can be traced back to you. Like in the movies, use trash bag
7. Choose a far far away burial site. Preferably, haunted spots. Ocean and rivers are good too, but make sure you tie the body to a rock.
8. Don't leave clues behind, or some kinda puzzle. Technology will trace it back to you.

My Saturday

Last night, I fell asleep at 1 am coz I had forgotten that we’d be going to my mom’s friend’s house at 8 am. “Kumanina,” I thought.

Sleepy. I reached there and my mood was lifted. Everyone was giving me compliments =D I was happy. Oh, and they said it in the nicest ways, not just because.

That’s not the happiest news.

This is

I got a new Louis Vuitton Brown Handbag =D happy days.

My mom bought it for me. Good thing about the stuff my parents bought me, InshaAllah they’ll last until I get enough money to buy my own place, things and give back to my parents and others. =) . I felt a little guilty when I got the bag, but yeah. I wanted a brown bag =( Sowie mom and dad.

Big ups for my friends. You know who you are. Those who are, right now, working in order to get cash so they won’t have to burden their parents.

Big ups to my dad. Alhamdullillah he’s been given a great job and money, more than enough for his family. Meh, if you look at him, he doesn’t even wear them expensive shit. Old shoes. Old pants. Old mobile. Old golf sticks. Old golf cart. His sisters call him stingy, but we, as his family, know that he’s saving up for our future. Our education. He wants to teach us that appearances ain’t everything and that fancy lifestyle ain’t important.

Hehe, this is my blahs for the day.

Why Can't Men Multitask

We're more than a status update =)

I'm really sleepy and I wanna switch on the ac, but the damn fuse is not co-operating. This ain't cool!

I'm out of Ideas. More updates tomorrow

Ways to Save Up Some Cash In Uni

1. Don't call. Text. After all we all live a couple of steps away from each other.
2. But! Don't be texting about bullshit. Just a simple "Where You At?" is enough. Continue the conversation during lunch or something.
3. Skype =) Especially those who are in long-distance relationships. Skype away.
4. Ladies. Avoid going to the saloon for the grooming that can be done at home. You can wax, polish your nail and wash your hair all on your own. And remember, nobody gives a crap how much your haircut costs.
5. You don't need to buy top-notch shampoo. Herbal essence is good enough. Buy a big one for a month. Seriously, noone can tell the difference.
6. Do your own laundry. You can do that while studying and catching up with friends.
7. If you want an iPod, get an mp3 player. After all, they both play music. Once you don't depend on your parents' money, you can buy whatever the hell you want =)
8. Whenever you feel like shopping, exercise. If you don't feel like exercising, go to the mall and tire yourself out by watching a movie or something. That way you'll feel like you're done for the day.
9. Keep track of your spending. Or better yet, keep track of how much money you have left. =P
10. Don't get a credit card if you feel like you can't control your splurging tendencies.
11. Don't drink, as it gets you broke faster. If you must...
12. Crash a house party before clubbing. Free drinks
13. Ramen noodles =P once in awhile
14. Fuck starbucks. Drink Nescafe
15. Get a hard disk. Get movies from other people. Return it in its best condition though, or you'll end up paying for a hard disk that's not yours.
16. Gentlemen. Don't be dating a gold digger.

*sigh* who am I to give tips that people already know.

Awell